Hitchiker's Guide to Axes
Remember Kai, the brave hippie with who put his trust in the wrong racist Jesus while hitchhiking through California? You know … Kai? Dude who has brown hair? Headband? Carries a hatchet everywhere he goes? Yeah, okay, we’re talking about the same guy.
Well, it turns out Kai is a multi-talented man. Not only can he give a great interview, and hit people over the head with a small axe hidden in a knapsack, but he’s a musician as well. We know! Who would have thought Kai would have turned out to be such a fan of Sublime and Old Crow Medicine Show? Well, besides everyone.
By now, you may have seen the local human interest/crime story from a Fox affiliate in Fresno, starring a hippie hitchhiker named Kai who saved the day when the man who picked him up decided he was Jesus and started attacking people at what appeared to be an outdoor thrift store convention a work site next to the highway. Luckily, Kai had an axe, and after Jesus (who used the N-word), crashed into a man working for Pacific Gas & Electric, the jam-bander took action, saving a woman from being bear-hugged to death by his former driver.