The Daily Mail made an announcement today, and all of Britain was listening: “Kate Middleton has chosen her wedding dress designer.”
A nation pauses.
Who, Daily Mail, and how do you know? Well, Middleton’s mother Carol and little sister Pippa “spent nearly an hour and a half” at the London boutique of Bruce Oldfield. Read More
Kate Middleton: How did she do it? What happenstance of childhood moments conspired to bring about this prince-bagging commoner? Was there a specific element, a key to this alluring concoction of shiny smile and shiny hair? Perhaps the hamlet that bore her — could that be the defining reason for Kate’s magnetism, a look and Read More
Don’t get your knickers in a knot, Londoners, but the Tube queue come the day of your prince and princess’ holy matrimony may be longer than the one at a pub loo during a big football match.
The ASLEF union of underground drivers is threatening to strike on April 29, that fateful day of marriage, Read More
Madame Tussauds, London’s can’t-miss wax museum tourist trap, already houses the waxy visages of Queen Elizabeth, Prince Phillip, Prince Charles, and the young heirs William and Harry. Could the old dame’s emporium be missing a certain person? Perhaps the newest member of this motley crew? Ah, yes! Kate Middleton, bride-to-be of Prince William of Wales. Read More
It’s all fairy-tale storybook windswept romance for Prince William and Kate Middleton, his pretty pretty princess. And judging by their his faultless smile and her blindingly shiny hair you’d think the royal couple have never once exchanged a sour glance. It’s been all Edenic all the time! Look at their barely touched-up official portraits Read More
As the big day draws near, the world awaits with bated breath the union between Prince William and his stunning, shiny-haired bride-to-be Kate Middleton. April 29, you cannot come soon enough.
Naturally, for an event as grand and important as this, it’s a matter of national urgency that President Obama, leader of the free world, Read More
In the weeks since Prince William decided to put a ring on it and pop the question to longtime girlfriend Kate Middleton, they’ve seen their every move obsessed over and chronicled. England has embraced Kate Middleton as their bright-eyed heiress to the throne. She’s a pretty pretty princess!
But when the Read More
Just two weeks ago the world went gaga over the shiny-haired commoner named Kate Middleton who snagged the Prince William, the world’s most eligible bachelor because he’s a prince. Naturally, magazines sprang at the chance to put Kate Middleton in a fancy dress on their covers. At this moment, Kate Middleton represents the collective rage Read More
Prince William and the object of his affection, princess-to-be Kate Middleton, caused quite a stir this week when they announced that they would finally tie the knot, after eight years together. This is a big deal for people under the sovereignty of royals!
Perhaps us Americans don’t care to quite the same extent – Read More
Americans may not have greeted Prince William’s engagement to Kate Middleton with the fanatical attention of the Brits, but that’s not stopping the princess-to-be’s takeover of U.S. glossies. Women’s Wear Daily‘s Memo Pad writes that magazine editors are “salivating” over the potential for Middleton covers, with many already in the works.
People magazine editor Read More
