Shott On Location: The Down-Low On That 'Upscale' Dunkin' Donuts

So this is the “new look” Dunkin’ Donuts: garish orange and pink signage, comfortless metallic chairs, raffish menu graphics.

Kinda like the old-look Dunkin’ Donuts–and catering to the same ol’ stereotypical clientele: cops.

Around 3 p.m. on Thursday, the newest corner location for D.D. franchise Centurian Plaza Donuts LLC, located at 20th Street and Third Read More

Pols Hate Wal-Mart, But Consumers Don’t

New York’s politicians view Wal-Mart the way vets view a rabid dog.

Local pols fall over each other to assert that they will keep us free from the contagion of Sam Walton’s chain.

It emerged in February that Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton had returned a $5,000 donation from the nation’s biggest retailer—despite the fact that Read More

Ladies! Open Up Your Purses

Tired of toeing the line? Dying to take a walk on the wild side? Looking to bust a new taboo? No need to look far: There could be one lurking on the top shelf of your closet. I’m talking about that beat-up Prada doctor’s bag, circa fall 2000. Dust it off, dangle it from the Read More

Domestic Slaves of New York Confess Dependency on Kmartha

“Martha Stewart sells faster than homosexuals,” said a charming salesperson named Calvin as he vigorously restocked Martha’s shelves on the second floor of the Astor Place Kmart.

I knew our Domestic Goddess was popular, I thought, contemplating the purchase of an insanely chic Martha Stewart Everyday plastic tortoise-shell bathroom set (Kleenex cover, $9.99; beaker, $4.99; Read More

Your Own Funny Valentine: Mr. Right Is on the Internet

Are you facing another shagless, dateless Valentine’s Day?

Good news! There’s somebody for everybody–even you–and they’re lurking out in cyberspace just waiting for you to electrify their portals. An online dating service could get you fixed up before the 14th, no problem. Match.com, for example: It’s a database, the mammoth proportions of which guarantee, if Read More

I Visit the Target in Queens and the Gophers Are Groovy

I’ve been penetrated–repeatedly–and so have you.

Over the last three years, we have, at least in the marketing sense of the word, been collectively and repeatedly penetrated by a mass-market giant. I’m talking about Target. As a result, our collective subconscious is now decoupaged with kicky Target imagery. When I close my eyes, all I Read More

A Dad’s Right to a Choice

As we continue this relentless trudge toward election day, I find myself in a dissonant frame of mind this October.

On one hand, the targets for ridicule are almost too easy. George W. still hasn’t settled on a campaign theme song when, to my way of thinking, the obvious choice is “Bewitched Bothered and Bewildered.” Read More

Of Mice and Women and Popo

I live on a tree-lined block in Brooklyn. There aren’t many options for takeout, no A.T.M.’s close by and I suspect drug activity in the squatters’ building across the street. Still, mine is a neighborhood in the truest sense. Neighbors greet each other warmly. When the boys on the block yell, “What up, slim?” I Read More