Campaign 2012

Screen grab of Hustler's ad (via @YourAnonNews)

Hustler Will Pay $1 Million For Mitt Romney’s Tax Returns

That irrepressible scamp Larry Flynt is at it again and this time his target is Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney. CNN reports that Mr. Flynt, chief porn viewer and publisher of infamous skin mag Hustler, will pay $1 million for access to “documented evidence concerning” Mr. Romney’s withheld tax returns–or even better, documents about the former Massachusetts governor’s “offshore assets, bank accounts and business partnerships.”

Hustler will officially advertise the offer in full-page ads slated for publication in the Sunday Washington Post and the Tuesday edition of USA Today. The ads ask “what is [Romney] hiding?” and promise to “publish your verified story” in addition to the $1 million.  Read More

Larry Flynt Welcomes G.O.P.!

“You know what I think New York is friendly to?” wheezed Hustler magazine’s Larry Flynt, speaking by phone from his office in Los Angeles. “I think New York is friendly to adult businesses that are not sleazy. I think that’s why Giuliani got the support to clean up Times Square, because it was a real Read More

Preening, Flat-Gutted George W. Puts Hand on the Bobble

Someone has put out the word that I’ve got an interview with George W. Bush, so when I get to Florida there are a bunch of messages on my cell phone suggesting questions. “Take him to task,” one friend says angrily, as if I possess the perfect question to expose his lack of intelligence. My Read More

It’s ‘Libertine’ Jesse Ventura Vs. the G.O.P. Culture Jihad

Enough jokes about Larry Flynt’s Late-Night Bust. After launching a flutter of rumors around the world, with journalists trying to figure out whether the time announced for his press conference was Eastern or Pacific standard time, the only meat that America’s second-best-known pornographer could wave before a room of reporters the night of Jan. 11 Read More

Clinton Saga Finally Takes a Serious Turn

Good thing the DNA took down the Danny Williams story. President Clinton’s approval ratings have gone up every time bad news comes out. If he had turned out to have a love child by a black whore, would they have reached 100 percent?

So Mr. Clinton’s Decency Patrollers (the ones who ask Ken Starr-Joe McCarthy–their Read More