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How To Think About Jeremy Lin vs. LeBron James: A Handy Guide for Smart People

If you are a sentient human being, you have no doubt heard by now that tonight the New York Knicks are playing against the Miami Heat tonight, in Miami. This is basically a euphemism for “LeBron James and Jeremy Lin: The Title Fight.”

It’s exciting because LeBron James is a polarizing figure who people love to hate, or love to love because of all the people who hate him, and because Jeremy Lin is the most exciting thing to happen to the NBA since Ron Artest got beer all over him. Also, seeing as how LeBron James turned down both the New York Knicks and the soon-to-be Brooklyn Nets to go to Miami, fans of Tri-State Area basketball have quite a bit invested with this. Figuratively speaking.

But for those who truly want to take something away from this evening, and the entire Jeremy Lin craze, which will reach a new level of fever pitch tonight? Read More

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ESPN Plays Court Jester to King James

Last night at 1:30 a.m Eastern Time, ESPN published a story by reporter Arash Markazi about a night LeBron James spent out in the nightclub Tao in Las Vegas. It was a great read! By this morning, the story had been removed. 

A spokeswoman for ESPN said that the story was published by accident. “The Read More

LeBron’s Real Reason?

John F. Kennedy once said, “Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly”.

One can only assume that last Thursday night when he announced, “I’m going to take my talents to South Beach and join the Miami Heat,” LeBron James was thinking that he didn’t want to fail miserably in New Read More

Knicks Succeed In Selling Another Team’s Player

In the last two weeks, the New York Knicks have secured 1,800 deposits for next year’s season tickets–the fastest pace they’ve ever sold them, despite their 22-41 record.

The reason–based on the convoluted logic that currently defines the N.B.A.–is that they’ve successfully purged enough of next year’s substantial wage-earners that they might lure the league’s Read More