I’m thinking of suing a few people.
First my orthodontist or perhaps, by now, his heirs. That gap between my forward-leaning two front teeth that he removed with great pain and suffering to my 12-year-old self, as well as embarrassment due to rubber bands that popped out in the middle of meals-that very same gap Read More
If you want to be a millionaire, you could sit down with Regis Philbin and sweat it out under weird lights while a studio audience weighs in on whether a morel belongs to the mushroom family. Or you could write a disaster book. Just find a tragedy, round up a cast of surviving characters, nab Read More
The antigun posturing in the wake of the massacre in
Littleton, Colo., took a bizarre turn recently when the irrepressible Rosie
O’Donnell used her clout with the Tony people to propose changing a song from
Irving Berlin’s Annie Get Your Gun to
eliminate the offending lyric: “I can shoot a partridge/ With a single
cartridge.” Read More
