Lucianne Goldberg’s Contribution to the Lexicon

For a year or so when I shared her take on the Clintons, I hung out with Lucianne Goldberg, and she had a great expression. “Clinton drank the Strontium-90 when he said, ‘I didn’t have sex with that woman,’” she said. It might take a couple years, but after that, Clinton was screwed. I was Read More

True Confessions of a Fox-y Lady

One evening last summer at the Players Club, Kimberlee Auerbach, an almond-eyed 32-year-old with a moony smile, a voluptuous figure and an ear-splitting laugh, was introduced to some men as an employee of Fox News Channel.

“One of the guys said, ‘God, and you look so nice,’” she recounted. “And I started to get defensive, Read More

Mob Actors Get Their Own Photo Exhibit!

How to Shoot a Mobster

If you’ve ever wondered where casting directors find the tough guys who play the wiseguys in gangster movies and on HBO’s series The Sopranos , well, on the night of Jan. 10 most of the fellas were at an art gallery, looking at photographs of themselves that were a vast Read More

Tripp May Bug You, but That’s No Crime

Linda Tripp’s indictment on two charges of illegal wiretapping

may have been a necessary vindication of the rule of law, as the Maryland state

prosecutor insists. But actually sending her to prison-a conviction on either

felony count carries a maximum sentence of five years-would constitute terrible

and unwarranted punishment of a woman who already is Read More

Our Phony Penitent-in-Chief Has Idiotic Hitler Theory

West Confederate Avenue, Gettysburg, Pa. I’ve chosen this particular Gettysburg address, so to speak, as the dateline for what may be my final thoughts on the benighted impeachment process. In part because I’ve become increasingly obsessed with the last Presidential impeachment trial, the failed impeachment of Andrew Johnson, a failure that began the surrender of Read More

The Bitter Fallout Between Two Monicagate Stars

Now that President Bill Clinton has confessed to an affair with Monica Lewinsky, one might expect some camaraderie between two of the scandal’s prime movers: Clinton-hating literary agent Lucianne Goldberg and the journalist she affectionately nicknamed “Spikey,” Newsweek ‘s muckraking Washington correspondent, Michael Isikoff. But a recent outgoing message on Ms. Goldberg’s answering machine suggested Read More