Mademoiselle of Madison Avenue

Luxury-goods heiress Coralie Charriol Paul was on the phone.

“There’s this woman who lives on the Upper East Side,” she said. “Talk about real personal style: This woman-I don’t know her age-wears hot pants, and a little bolero fur, and her head is shaved. She’s pale white; she’s this incredible character.”

Immediately, the sensation Read More

Excess for Success: Young Chef Earns Wings … at Sea Level

“How do chefs think up such things?” asked my mother over the telephone from England. I’d just told her what I’d had for dinner the previous night at Oceana: skate stuffed with pastrami, trout with kimchee and lily bulbs, and tuna tartare with horseradish sorbet.

“They imagine different tastes and try to put them together,” Read More

Crime Blotter

Senior Moment: Old Man Robs Bank, Then Goes Back For More

It makes sense that, as the population keeps aging (and especially if Social Security does indeed go the way of the buffalo), we’ll start seeing older crooks, just like you sometimes see seniors manning the fry machine at places like McDonald’s. In fact, there Read More

Ring Ring … Britney’s Wolfin’ a Bialy at Kossar’s.

Upoc, a wireless messaging service that distributes text and

voice info to cell phones, has a popular user group called “NYC Celeb

Sightings.” Two years old, with 1,846 registered members, the group sends

instant messages to each other about celebrity spottings in Manhattan. Here are

some highlights:

Sept 7, 1:19 AM, greg: Ozzy

Osbourne Read More

A Penny and Her Thoughts

“Oh my God, now I’ve gotten distracted by my own breasts,” Penny

Arcade said. It was a recent night at Suite 16, the Chelsea nightclub, and Ms.

Arcade-the petite-framed performance artist, Warhol muse and teenage star of Women In Revolt -was hosting a preview of

her new one-woman show, New York Values ,

which debuted Read More

The Crime Blotter

New York’s Finest Work Mayor Mike’s Chichi Shindig

For what may have been the first-but certainly won’t be the last-time, 79th Street between Fifth and Madison avenues (a.k.a. Mayor Bloomberg’s front yard) was turned into a frozen zone on Feb. 6. The occasion was, of course, the Pataki political fund-raiser attended by, among others, Read More

Here’s One Way to Get A Cab to Take Your Route

The cabby, uncharacteristically for that breed, did as he was told, exiting the cab and waving goodbye to his wheels.

What proud, poised, Type-A personality among us hasn’t felt the onset of something like an aneurysm when we’re late for an appointment, but our cabby makes some bonehead move like turning onto Park and coming Read More

Zitomer’s Goes to the Dogs (and Cats)

Sharon Sternheim has eaten dog food. “I’ve tasted it,” she admitted on Nov. 8. Of course, not all dog food is equal. The dog food Mrs. Sternheim consumed was top-of-the-line, gourmet bowwow, nutritional and preservative-free manna–”it tastes like a natural food product”–which she’ll commence selling in early December in adjunct space to Zitomer Pharmacy and Read More