Elsewhere: Marshall's Shades

Vito Fossella has 1,558 friends on his MySpace page, and some of them are, uh, not conservative.

Andrew Sullivan detects hypocrisy in the Republican contention that rebuking Mark Foley would have made them look homophobic.
“They don’t seem too worried about appearing homophobic when it comes to winning elections, do Read More

Good Night, Weld: Ruddy Candidate Throws In Towel

Bill Weld entered the New York Governor’s race as a red-haired, ruddy-cheeked savior for the state’s declining G.O.P. establishment—a former two-term Massachusetts governor and classical scholar who was once considered a strong potential candidate for President.

He left humbly, heaping praise upon John Faso, a former minority leader in the New York State Read More

Chittenango Choo-Choo!

LAURIE: Our wedding guests will be driving or flying in to Central New York from New York City, New Jersey, Massachusetts, California, New Mexico, Colorado, Florida, Minnesota, Germany, possibly Israel, possibly Indonesia, possibly England. I will need to put together a list of suggested amusements and attractions to occupy my guests’ downtime between Friday’s “rehearsal Read More

Were Smith’s Mormons Ahead of Their Times?

This column is not about the HBO series Big Love. Only flatterers or irritables ascribe culture-changing force to cultural artifacts like TV shows. Fiction, as Stendhal said, is a mirror carried along a road; it shows us what we are, it doesn’t make us what we are. If a new age of poly-relationships is upon Read More

Were Smith’s Mormons Ahead of Their Times?

This column is not about the HBO series Big Love. Only flatterers or irritables ascribe culture-changing force to cultural artifacts like TV shows. Fiction, as Stendhal said, is a mirror carried along a road; it shows us what we are, it doesn’t make us what we are. If a new age of poly-relationships is upon Read More

Stealth Jail Terms For Sex Offenders

No one ever lost an election by being too hard on sex offenders. The public thirst for the severe punishment of molesters and pedophiles is both understandable and unquenchable.

That reality, however, brings obvious dangers. It suggests, at a minimum, that justice may not best be served by leaving the fate of the most Read More

Breast Versus Bottle, Part II

The Observer received many letters responding to Tish Durkin’s article, “Breast Is Best? This Bad Mom Trusts the Bottle,” Dec. 5. Below is a small sampling and Ms. Durkin’s response.

Dear Ms. Durkin,

I applaud you for your honesty! I seldom see selfish mothers actually naming the true reason for their actions. It is refreshing Read More

Merry Christmas to All (Even You, Fox News!)

On Nantucket, the Christmas season begins in earnest on the day after Thanksgiving. Sometime before sundown, Main Street is closed off to automobiles and people gather in front of the old bank building at the top of the street. At precisely 5 p.m., a switch is thrown to light the trees that line the town Read More

The Barney’s Briber! $700 Not Tempting to Cop

While we’re not in the business of coaching crooks on how to become smarter criminals, it would seem obvious that if you offered a cop a bribe—as a shoplifter who got arrested at Barneys, 660 Madison Avenue, did on Nov. 13—and he doesn’t go for it immediately, you’d best withdraw the offer.

The reason why Read More