Justin Timberlust

The tabloid glossies are revving up to destroy another beautiful love couple whose sell-by date—they have determined—has passed, and they’re in full throttle: “Cameron begs Justin: COME BACK TO ME NOW!”

On stapled, slick magazine covers across Food Town, behold the randy, dancing boy, smooth-whiskered, pink-cheeked Justin Timberlake, gaping, blinking for his youth and freedom, Read More