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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, object of critical scorn.

Movie Reviews Reviews: Transformers Has New York Critics Feeling Less Than Rosie

This week, as it so regularly does, New York’s film critic community has united around a single opinion–that Michael Bay’s Transformers: Dark of the Moon is so soul-killingly excessive that it cycles a tiny bit back into entertainment–even their throwaway lines coincide! Consider the following takes, assembled, perhaps, by an “I hate this”-themed set of magnetic Read More

Nightlife

A Candy-Colored Night of the Soul With Katy Perry, Paris Hilton, and the Victoria’s Secret Angels

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show — an enormous, loud and lavish no-holds-barred explosion of sex and skin, wholly and unapologetically resplendent, soaked in excess, overflowing with sequins, feathers, technicolor stripes and oceans of fuchsia-tangerine blast-lighting — took place last night at the 69th Regiment Armory last night.

“Welcome to Club Victoria,” a voice echoed over Read More

A Viewers Guide to Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

A word of advice: If you’re one of the few who has yet to see Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (and judging from the $200 million–plus grosses, you probably aren’t), we suggest rushing out immediately to see Michael Bay’s latest in its full IMAX glory. Quality aside—the over-long extravaganza isn’t nearly as bad Read More

Opening this Weekend: Transformers! Plus, Cameron Diaz Gets Teary-Eyed, the Return of Michelle Pfeiffer, and One of the Best Reviewed Movies of the Year

If you trek to the theaters this weekend, we hope you’re prepared to encounter hordes of killer robots (and teenage boys). Four movies hit the multiplex today, but all anyone will really care about come Monday morning is Transformers. As we do every Friday, here’s a handy guide to the new releases.

Summer Movie Sneak Peek: Ten Big Flicks!

Break out the SPF 50! The summer movie season starts in earnest this weekend with the openings of X-Men Origins: Wolverine and Ghosts of Girlfriends Past and, frankly, we could not be more excited. Bank on the next four months being filled up by superheroes, stunted man-children, teenage wizards and an unusual amount of killer Read More

Single Person’s Movie: Transformers

It’s 2 AM and you awake with a jerk, alone in your fully-lit apartment and still on the couch. On TV, the credits of some movie you’ve already seen a billion times are scrolling by. It feels like rock bottom. And we know, because we’re just like you: single.

Need a movie to keep you Read More