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By Felix Gillette 4/23/09 8:46pm

Williamsburg Musician Churns out YouTube Hits Transforming TV Talking Heads Into Soulful Songbirds

Here at The Observer, we love a good TV- news-anchor- dance- mash-up.

Last year, we marveled at Torrey Meeks’ hilarious Bill O’Reilly Flips Out—Dance Remix. Today, we got hooked on another brilliant contribution to the genre, Michael Gregory’s new video, Auto-Tune the News #2: pirates, drugs, gay marriage. (Also Read More

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