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Theory of Achievement

So Rick Perry, President Barack Obama and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad walk into a bar…  It’s not a joke; it’s a scenario we imagined as a real possibility as all three were descending upon Manhattan this week.  (As long as they stay away from Miss Lily’s. It’s already crowded enough.)

We like to call this scenario “fantasy bar fight.” Read More

opinion

Pataki? For President? Well, He Just May Be the Voice of Reason Among Republicans

Admit it: when you heard that George Pataki was preparing a presidential campaign, you thought you heard wrong. Then you laughed. And then you laughed a little louder.

It’s O.K. You’re not alone. Plenty of New Yorkers very likely had the same reaction, just as they did four years ago when Mr. Pataki spent a few ill-advised months chasing votes in Iowa and New Hampshire before quietly giving up.

This time around, however, it might be wise to get past the laughter and sense of incredulity. Read More

Politics

Christine O’Donnell Wonders Aloud About Obama’s Libido, Proximity to Interns

Last night, after her Piers Morgan walk-out, Christine O’Donnell spoke briefly at the Women’s National Republican Club about her memoir, Troublemaker, and about the virtue of pulling together and showing cohesiveness as a party going into the 2012 elections. ”I told it in a way that some political advisors have said was a little too honest,” Ms. O’Donnell said, “and I probably shouldn’t have admitted some things.” Read More

opinion

Ms. Bachmann, You Are a Bigot

With the recent straw poll during the Iowa State Fair—a pseudo-event if ever there was one—the presidential campaign of 2012 has begun in earnest.

But that does not mean that the campaign has gotten serious. Not when a character like Michele Bachmann is running around with a claim to be the front-runner for the Republican Read More

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Marcus Bachmann (Getty Images)

How To (Maybe!) Hint At Something Untoward, With Ryan Lizza and Marcus Bachmann

Certain rumors about Marcus Bachmann, husband to presidential candidate Michele Bachmann, have not gained much traction in mainstream-press publications’ profiles of Ms. Bachmann, despite the best efforts of Dan Savage, Jon Stewart, et al.

Ryan Lizza’s exceptional New Yorker profile of of Ms. Bachmann, published today, outs Mr. Bachmann–as a confirmed Read More