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Fox Catches Mole?

Fox News claims to have identified their mole, the “long-standing, current employee of Fox News Channel” who has been slipping Gawker intel for the past two days, including unreleased video footage of pre-show banter between Mitt Romney and Sean Hannity and a picture of the office’s flawed bathroom stalls—where Bill O’Reilly defecates. Read More

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Brave Soul Serves as Gawker’s Fox News Mole

Gawker has a mole inside Fox News. Exciting! The death drive is strong in him or her. (Feels like a him.)

The Mole hates Fox News but says he can’t get a job anywhere else because he’s blacklisted.

“I am leaving,” Mole writes. “Sooner rather than later, I’m guessing. But I can’t just leave quietly, can I? Where’s the fun in that? So I’m John McClane-ing this shit. I’m inside the building, crawling through the air vents, gathering intel, and passing it along to Carl Winslow.”

(Bruce Willis movie references, we think.) Read More