


Despite reasonably good reviews and plenty of publicity, David Cromer’s revival of Brighton Beach Memoirs closed this weekend, just a week after opening. It’s “one of the biggest commercial flops on Broadway in recent memory,” according to The Times. The show cost $3 million and never grossed more than $125,000 a Read More

I am, despite a weakness for toe-tapping song-and-dance numbers, a cynic, and the preopening ad campaign for the new revival of Brighton Beach Memoirs, all ’80s quotations and ’80s typography, gave plenty of ammunition for cynicism. (If The Times offered the option of printing in sepia, no doubt the producers would have jumped at it.) Read More

Neil Simon has another apartment to write in. He and his fifth wife, Elaine, have paid $1,225,000 for a two-bedroom apartment at their building, the Ritz Tower on Park Avenue. Broker Jaar-mel Sloane, whose listing says the “exquisite” co-op is in “mint condition,” would not comment.
The seller is Gloria Hirtz, who’s listed in Read More

The revival of Neil Simon’s 1963 Barefoot in the Park with Amanda Peet and Patrick Wilson at the Cort on Broadway has not been greeted with ecstasy. Nor was the revival of Mr. Simon’s more popular old potboiler, The Odd Couple, with its miscast stars Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick. (What next for the Laurel Read More
The revival of Neil Simon’s 1963 Barefoot in the Park with Amanda Peet and Patrick Wilson at the Cort on Broadway has not been greeted with ecstasy. Nor was the revival of Mr. Simon’s more popular old potboiler, The Odd Couple, with its miscast stars Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick. (What next for the Laurel Read More
“Know what might be fun for a change? And please don’t laugh at me, Bill, like you always do, but let’s pretend we’re characters in a play.”
“Characters in a play? I’m not quite sure I-”
“Come on, Bill. Be a sport. You know how play dialogue can seem sorta forced-but sorta natural at the Read More
Jay McInerney’s Latest Book Deal
Back in July, Nashville lawyer Larry Woods–who, with his wife, owns Book Man, the largest used bookstore in Tennessee–got an odd message that novelist Jay McInerney had called and wanted to sell a few books. Mr. Woods made an appointment to visit Mr. McInerney at his home in Franklin, Tenn., Read More
I love a man who’s trouble. And exactly how Rocco Landesman turned out to be a man after my own heart is the pretext for this week’s column.
My love for Rocco will doubtless surprise some people, including Rocco himself. He is, after all, the president of Jujamcyn Theaters, whom I once challenged to sit Read More
Most Likely to Bomb
Suffering through Never Been Kissed and The Out-of-Towners on the same day (or any day) is like eating bad clams–upsetting but not life-threatening, and eventually the pain goes away. Every time I ask “Does anybody know how to make movies anymore?” the answer is usually a fast “No,” but I have Read More