“Paris Hilton Arrested for Cocaine Possession in Vegas”

Miss Hilton (at least we think that’s her) is riding shotgun in a car in Las Vegas, “driving around while smoking marijuana,” when a cackling police officer pulls her over. Paris then goes to the bathroom to presumably dispose of a baggie of cocaine, but the authorities find the drugs and arrest her. NMA Read More

“The Facebook Movie in One Minute”

“The Facebook Movie in One Minute” gives us a condensed, hyper-sexualized version of The Social Network: After creating Facebook, a pint-sized Mark Zuckerberg and Eduardo Saverin take the next logical step, which in this case turns out to be wild sex in graffiti-covered bathrooms. The NMA subtitles describe this as “allowing Mark and Eduardo Read More