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Who is More the Worst?: Nick Cannon, Pretend Puppy-Killer or Ashton Kutcher, Alleged Pedophile Friend Defender

While it’s been pretty big news today that Ashton Kutcher tweeted #noclass to  Penn State’s firing of football coach Joe Paterno (for his part in the scandal involving assistant coach Jerry Sandusky molesting young boys), what’s less known is that Nick Cannon somehow managed to top that in levels of grossness this week. Read More

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Nick Cannon’s Teenage Dreams

One day in 2009, Nick Cannon, the rapper and former child performer best known for portraying the likes of “Latanya” the diva-ish convenience store clerk on early-2000s Nickelodeon shows All That and The Nick Cannon Show, as well as for having married Mariah Carey once the acting and music work dried up, arrived at the Viacom offices in Times Square with plan to recapture the adolescent demo that had been his audience. Read More

Nick Cannon’s the Big Draw at GQ Party

DENVER—For all the talk about celebrities flocking to Denver, there weren’t too many of them in evidence at a highly anticipated “post-gavel” party last night at Tamayo in the LoDo neighborhood of Denver. Word of mouth on the party, thrown by GQ and co-sponsors, Maker’s Mark (bourbon!) had the affair pegged as the big do Read More