Patty Hearst won last night!
From the breathless account in The Times (London):
In 1974 her photo was splashed across the front pages as a kidnap-victim-turned-girl-terrorist who toted a machine gun to rob a bank with her radical captors."I’m Tanya. Up against the wall, motherf******s," she cried.
People change, however. Yesterday Patty Read More
Lydia Hearst leads a ridiculous life.
She is a successful model—despite being 5 feet 7 inches short. She often has her pick of runway shows and photo shoots around the world. In the past two months, modeling has taken her to Paris, London, Florence and Los Angeles. She designs handbags for Puma, and is Read More
Dear Paris,
Please read this letter before it’s too late. Please read it while you are still able. Please read it while your eyeballs are still ungouged. Please read it before your spray-tanned flesh is gnawed and torn from your bones.
Run to the bathroom, bolt the door—do it now!—call the Los Read More
