Things got considerably more interesting on the Royal Baby Live Stream today, for those of us eating New York deli salads and drinking office coffee and waiting for the first glimpse of little Prince Tarquin Murgatroyd (or whatever he’s called) on the corner of our computer screens.
At 2.13pm EST, the new Prince of Cambridge was carried by his father through the frosted doors of the Lindo Wing, that drab bit of architecture that royal watchers have been binge-viewing for the last 36 hours as if it were the latest series on Netflix.
Kate Middleton is reportedly pregnant.
Only 72 days after Kim Kardashian ran down the isle to E!’s highest ratings yet, she and New Jersey/Brooklyn Nets husband Kris Humphries are filing for divorce. Of course, who should be able to confirm it first (besides TMZ) than Ryan Seacrest (who seriously drilled a pipeline into Ms. Kardashian’s brain and thus knows everything about her life before anyone else does).
This is Megan Louise Ferguson, the 28 year old Los Angeles actress who may already look familiar from roles in Law & Order: LA, Boardwalk Empire, and the 2010 film Love and Other Drugs.
On Saturday, she became the closest thing this waning empire has to a Kate Middleton figure by marrying Nico Thomas Read More
Do not despair that you cannot view the royal wedding in 3D. High-tech visual trickery has nothing on old-fashion kitsch anyway.
And there’s nothing like a wedding between a future monarch and his steady to get the ceramic flowing.
With the blessed event a mere 76 days away (which means these Read More
The royal family has refused to grant Rupert Murdoch the right to broadcast the upcoming royal wedding in 3-D, citing the distraction the new and imperfect technology would impose on the ceremony. The wedding is to take place in Westminster Abbey, a small space that could restrict the ability of 3-D broadcasting. The delightfully British Read More
What we already knew has been confirmed — the phrase “Kate Middleton” is more important than any other phrase this Fashion Week. In a press release sent out today, the Texas-based analysis firm Global Language Monitor has confirmed that the princess-to-be toppled Lady Gaga from the top spot in the list of reigning fashion Read More
Smiling princess-to-be Kate Middleton is a working woman. When she’s not busy dress-shopping or doing other things to plan for the bombastic 3D broadcast of her wedding to Prince William, she holds down a modest job as a website designer and photographer for Party Pieces. And her parents are her bosses! Nepotism can Read More
When Prince William finally popped the question to his longtime squeeze Kate Middleton, there was one thing the world was looking at: the ring that once belonged to Diana. It was a big, sparkly, gold-wrapped sapphire studded unsubtly with diamonds, a blinding blue ocean surrounded by sunshine and placed on the soft terrain of Read More
The Daily Mail made an announcement today, and all of Britain was listening: “Kate Middleton has chosen her wedding dress designer.”
A nation pauses.
Who, Daily Mail, and how do you know? Well, Middleton’s mother Carol and little sister Pippa “spent nearly an hour and a half” at the London boutique of Bruce Read More