When it comes to former Smiths lead singer Morrissey’s attitude towards ailing people nearby, it’s gruesome that someone so handsome should care.
Elder statesman of pop Morrissey is known for a certain blithe attitude towards the public–but the more he ignores them, the closer they get, with an elderly woman collapsing near him on Sunday Read More
Three things in this life are, it would seem, inevitable: death, taxes, and New York‘s Vulture blog (which covers pop culture) misusing the term “inevitable.” Yesterday, the blog asked who would star in the “inevitable News of the World movie”–you know, because media scandals are always turned around, right away, into docudramas which Read More
The arrest of French IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn — in light of accusations that he sexually assaulted a hotel maid — presents an unparalleled opportunity for the newspapers of New York City to assault their readers with a level of French-tinted purple prose that hasn’t been seen since “Freedom Fries” were cooked up. New York Read More
Crime & Punishment
The owners of a Staten Island pizza parlor dropped some pretty stellar paranomasia on two would-be theives, the New York Post reports.
Court documents indicate that the following actually happened: Salvatore LaRosa and an accomplice spotted the men from Brothers Pizzeria walking out of their restaurant with a bag, followed them to their Read More