In 2003, vampire Robert Pattinson allowed himself to be photographed for a Chinese magazine in nothing but his underwear. And some sort of weird tie/ascot combo. And boy-band hair. His face looks younger, but that’s obviously a Dracu-llusion, as we know that Robert Pattinson does not age and is made out of sparkles. Which, actually, sounds like exactly the kind of model who would do really well in the Asian market. But sadly, he gave it all up to star in Twilight and become a cuckold.
The Last Frontier? Artists Worry They've Run of Neighborhoods to Be Priced Out OfWork-Life Balance: California Producer Contracts for Flatiron Loft Listed at $3.5 M.Baa-Headed: Why Are There So Many Animal Decapitations in Brooklyn This Week?
Drew Friedman Chronicles America's Jewish ComediansMorning Media MixSimon & Schuster Cancels a Book Deal With an Elevator
A So-So Week for Opera: A Less-Than-‘Enchanted Island' at One MetTalk to the Hand: 'Hand to God' Stars One Scary Sock PuppetHe Said, She Said: 'The Open House' Has a Bullying Dad, 'Stage Kiss' Follows a Quirky Couple, 'Arlington' Is a Musical Monologue
Editorial: Obama’s Grand FailureEditorial: The Mayor and Ms. MoskowitzPaul Singer: Gay Marriage's Time Has Come
The Battle Is Over: U.S. Olympic Skier Chooses Date On the Basis of Her TweetsWhere to Find All the Free Food at SXSW 2014The 17 Best Life Lessons From Martha Stewart’s Reddit AMA
26-by-17-Inch Wade Guyton Sells for $1 M. at Christie’sLadies’ Night: On the BHQF’s Record-Breaking Last BrucennialMorning Links: Regrets Edition