Saatchi to Me! Art Basel Is a Silly Tower of Babble

If one more person asks me if I’m “headed down to Art Basel” this week, I’m going to scream—which, of course, I will videotape and then take to next year’s Art Basel and sell to Charles Saatchi for as much money as can be extorted out of him.

I’m sure my video scream—entitled The Scream, Read More

Stephanie Seymour Has a Few Secrets to Tell You

A beauty book is a rite of passage for today’s supermodel, but Stephanie Seymour’s friends were horrified when she told them about hers. It’s called Beauty Secrets for Dummies –Weight Watchers spokesman Sarah Ferguson, a.k.a. the Duchess of York, wrote the foreword–and it only costs $19.99.

Ms. Seymour, on the other hand, has a sense Read More