Another Crazy Investment Banker Follows You to London, Claims to Be Israeli Spy
Are you sitting down? Okay, don’t freak out or anything, because we know you are still mad that we posted that investment banker’s very convincing letter about why you should go out with him again–People don’t grow on trees; on a minute-to-minute basis, you guys had the maximum amount of eye contact; if you didn’t find him attractive it would have been irrational for you to go out on a first date, ergo, you are attracted to him, etc.,– but we think you really should know that your other investment banker paramour (you know, the really creepy one) is in The New York Post today because of that time he followed you to London so that he could sexually harass you in a different accent and was also an Israeli spy?
Yeah, we don’t know what you saw in him, either. Read More
