A Pandora's box not worth opening. (Twitter)

Poor Shirley Temple Black/person pretending to be Shirley Temple Black on Twitter (we believe nothing till an account is verified): The 84-year-old former pre-tween movie star was on Twitter less than one day before she was asked about cultural phenom Honey Boo Boo. The question, which came from Model Alliance's Coco Rocha, could be taken as an insult--why ask Shirley Temple about the TLC star unless you consider Ms. Temple's celebrity status to have been similar?--but luckily Ms. Temple was just confused. Confused enough to ask Twitter: "i have been asked what i think of 'honey boo', can someone tell me who that is." The resulting answers were, for lack of a better word, fantastic.