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Is There a Donor in the House?: The Paulson Emergency Department Gala at Southampton Hospital

“This is insane…it’s like a Fellini film,” The Observer overheard one guest murmur as we arrived at the Southampton Hospital gala last Saturday evening. The theme of the evening was Grand Prix Monaco, though many of the high-paying donors didn’t seem to have gotten the memo—or known what it meant, perhaps. Women wore colorful dresses in every conceivable hue and style, while the men ranged from casual checkered shirts to top hats and tails.

Though this was a charity event, there was a measure of self-interest on the part of the attendees: after all, the Jenny and John Paulson Emergency Department of Southampton Hospital is the only emergency room facility for 50 miles. As opposed to say, giving money to Haiti, this was clearly a cause that could potentially affect donors directly.

“This benefit is considered sort of the social benefit of the season,” gala chair Laura Lofaro Freeman told The Observer. “It’s really to update and upgrade the equipment in the emergency room, make sure it’s cutting-edge…et cetera.” Read More

My Husband, the Other Survivor

I found myself caught up in the down-and-dirty Survivor finale, which my summer was coming more and more to resemble. There was Kelly, devious manipulator, who won points for soul searching. And Rich, the self-described Fat Naked Fag, the straightforward manipulator who gambled craftily and won. The outcome, a Mars-Venus parable if ever there was Read More

Southampton Society Blames Doc As Hospital Reveals Huge Losses

The wooden sign outside the unremarkable, white Tudor-style house on Lewis Street in Southampton, L.I., depicted two realistically rendered cows under the legend, “Til the Cow Comes Home.” Beneath the cows’ hooves: “The Ferry Family.”

The cow came home on Aug. 15, 1998, when Dr. John J. Ferry Jr. resigned as chief executive of Southampton Read More