The New Yorkerator

The Best Cheap Beer in New York!

New Yorkers guzzled about 326 million gallons of beer last year, but finding bars with a cheap belly wash in the city remains a chore. To be sure, brewing gluten-free witbier in a bathtub might be easier.

On an Internet message board devoted to this problem, one poster Read More

The Afternoon Wrap: Monday

  • The bones of Brooklyn’s Ikea have been erected, representing a long stride toward the borough’s horrifying self-destruction. Doomsday is near, via inexpensive Swedish furniture. [Gowanus Lounge]
  • Vanity Fair lovingly dubs The Bowery Hotel “funky.” Why? Because the building “was literally built out of Styrofoam, with hideous aluminum windows.” [VF, via Curbed]
  • Apparently, Read More

  • The Palace of Dr. Neil Sadick

    Remember the roaring 80’s? That age of takeover titans and M&A gods, when excess blew into the city on the wings of leveraged buyouts and cocaine dust? It seemed, at the time, like an era of endless, priceless ostentation. Each day brought the announcement of a new merger, and each merger sparked a spree of Read More

    Witness an Episode of Clean Sweep

    AIMEE: Toodle-oo Ikea pots and pans! Hello All-Clad! Goodbye mismatched tumblers, hello sassy martini glasses!

    We’ve spent hours unpacking our wedding gifts and our apartment is a disaster area, COVERED with open boxes, mountains of china, stemware, kitchen appliances and millions of little pieces of styrofoam and sheets of bubble wrap.


    Disaster Read More

    This Endless Love Isn’t Really Erotic-It’s Reactionary

    The exhibition called Endless Love , which the painter Mark Greenwold has organized at the DC Moore Gallery, is not to be mistaken for a show about sex or romance, even though the painting illustrated on the cover of its announcement-Hilary Harkness’ Gallic Beauties of Yesteryear (2001)-depicts a bevy of seductive, semi-clad girls strewn about Read More

    Dining With Moira Hodgson

    For Post-Holiday Grounding:

    A Little Noodle-Shop Zen

    The other day my teenage son rented Tampopo , the Japanese movie about a ramen-noodle shop in Tokyo. Even though we had just finished dinner, we began to drool as the camera zoomed in on a bowl of noodle soup that was set on the counter in Read More

    Forget J. Lo-Take To The Waters

    Travel that involves the consultation of maps, avid sightseeing and strenuous culture-vulture activity is enough like work that it absorbs the mind and waylays introspection and despond. It’s the “mindless” vacation, the idyll, that poses a problem. I can endure unalloyed pleasure for only a few days, and then the alloy begins to creep in-the Read More

    Ten Ways to Deck the Halls: A Little Martha and a Menora

    You’re flummoxed, or gob-smacked, as the English say. Everyone

    around you is being swept along by the nouveau sincerity-especially vis-à-vis

    holiday preparations-leaving you high and dry. Having turned your back on

    Yuletide sentimentality right about the time movie-star trannie Divine pushed

    the Christmas tree on top of her mother in the 1975 John Waters movie Read More