You don't own Lena! (YouTube)

- Here's Alexa Chung, Tavi, and Lena Dunham lip-syncing Lesley Gore's "You Don't Own Me" like they were in The First Wives Club or something. For feminism and Obama!

http://youtu.be/_M_hcioeOyk
- Mark Sanchez and Eva Longoria are no more after a month of dating. We have to call our lawyers on this one; celebrity relationship whiplash is real and it hurts, people!

- Anderson Cooper is scared Lindsay Lohan is going to steal his job, just like she stole $5,000 worth of clothing from the Scary Movie 5 set. (They had $5,000 worth of clothing on the set of Scary Movie 5?)

- Meanwhile, Robert DeNiro KNOWS that Leonardo DiCaprio is stealing all of his jobs.

- Jay-Z and Beyonce were unable to trademark the name of their child, Blue Ivy. And when you can't copyright your baby, what's the point of having one, right??

Teen blogger Tavi wrote a screenplay about mutants that has been made into a short film by filmmaker Alia Raza, starring Julia Restoin-Roitfeld, the daughter of French Vogue editor Carine. Got that? [Racked] 

The New York Times asks Olivier Theyskens what would happen if Chanel came calling: "This is the question that I hear for 10 years." [On the Runway]

Behold, Snooki's Halloween costume: "A fringed bustier dress covered in green, pickle-shaped sequins and a light-up scepter in the shape of a pickle." [WWD]

And now we’ve grown to love her even more. Rather than complacently accept her position as the undisputed princess of underage sartorial scribes, Tavi has begun lobbying for her sisters in arms. In a post this morning, she pays tribute to a long list of her worthy competitors, humbly explaining:

The girl has a point. We were going to attempt a snarky critique of the aforementioned blogroll, but after a quick read-through, we have to say that we admire the pluck and creativity of these young ladies. Like most amateur fashion blogs, these sites are equal parts photos from Style.com, online catalogues, magazine scans, and personal commentary. And then, of course, there are the digital self-portraits of the authors modeling their own concoctions—mashups of finds from Goodwill, the mall, Target, mom’s (and dad’s) closet, and hotly anticipated birthday presents (the precise alchemy is dependent on the particular blogger).

Sixteen-year-old Fashion Robot also includes found photos from her French text book alongside swim meet recaps. The 17-year-old at Intellectuals Read Vogue Too proudly shows off some dubiously "Roberto Cavalli style" hand-me-downs from her Italian teacher alongside a Costco cardigan and a sailing hat leftover from her father's days in the Navy. Cheetos are Orange advocates treating silver lame American Apparel leggings with bleach and pairs shredded jeans with Doc Marten's a la the year she was born, and it all actually looks pretty good! 

Of course, there’s always the fear that these sites, which largely consist of adolescent girls striking the “high fashion poses” we recognize from America’s Next Top Model could attract the, uh, wrong kind of attention, but in this crazy post-Myspace age, we figure there's not much we can add to that debate. And at least these girls are using the Internet creatively, instead of as just another battleground for the Abercrombie-clad Mean Girls antics we occupied ourselves with in middle school (though maybe we’re giving them too much credit—we have not, in fact, checked their Myspace pages).

“Kids don't have dress guidelines and can get away with wearing almost anything we want, no matter how tacky it is, more easily than someone who has a job to go to can,” Tavi admits toward the end of her post. We would add that their ability to pull off mixed florals and, in the case of 15-year-old Fashion Pirates, a wrap-skirt made out of a tablecloth might also owe something to their present lack of hips. But they’ll find out about that soon enough.