ABC News Romances Viewers

“Online dating sucks. Everybody’s full of shit.”

So says Carmine—a balding, middle-aged e-suitor who defies no stereotypes—in the first installment of ABC’s five-part series Hooking Up. Having uttered that synoptic gem, Carmine then reaches across a lunch table and paws at his date’s cleavage.

“Thank you,” she says, horrified.

In its outlines, the exchange may Read More