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To Do Saturday: Behold a Tan Housewife

The end is drawing nigh, we’re sure of it! We no longer need any Nostradamian prophecies—we’re witnessing it with our very eyes! How else could you possibly explain the twisted, grotesque marriage occurring today on Long Island? Yes, the rumors are true: Teresa Giudice the overtanned villainess of The Real Housewives of Read More

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Boehner and Obama.

As the Debt Ceiling Rises, the Dow Drops

It would almost seem that the stars had finally aligned. After weeks of stalled talks and contentious meetings between House Republicans and Democrats that escalated into a public spat between Speaker John Boehner and President Obama, a bill finally made it through the House and into the Senate, where it was speedily approved Tuesday morning Read More