Pirro's Busy Day

Jeanine Pirro is too busy today to take a swipe at Andrew Cuomo, or whoever will be her Democratic opponent.

That’s kind of a departure from the eagerness she displayed when she held a press conference outside Cuomo’s campaign office shortly after he became the party’s designee.

Pirro spokesman, John Gallagher, Read More

Must Watch TV

Get your TiVo ready.

All three gubernatorial candidates and three of the four Democratic AG candidates are getting some television time tonight.

Eliot Spitzer, Tom Suozzi and John Faso will take questions during a town hall meeting at 7 p.m. hosted by NY1. Wonder what they’ll be asked?

Mark Green, Charlie King and Read More

The AG Debate

Get the popcorn and TiVo ready.

The four Democratic attorney general candidates go head-to-head-to-head-to-head at their NY1 debate tonight.

As Jason Horowitz wrote this week, Mark Green has already been trying all week to get a jump on the debate with Andrew Cuomo. Sean Maloney came to Cuomo’s defense, telling Green to “step Read More

Disdain Fills the N Train! Bourne Bores in Brooklyn

Last week, I did something incredibly rash and intrepid. My actions backfired horribly, and my life will never be the same.

Impulsively, and without consulting my husband Jonathan, I bought us two tickets to see Matthew Bourne’s Play Without Words.

“Surprise! We’re off to B.A.M. tonight!” I said, affecting a bubbly and vivacious demeanor.

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Eight Day Week

Wednesday 17th

Our summer interns have taken themselves (and probably our Nexis password) back to their fancy Ivy League colleges-not having done a lick of work all summer, by the way, and providing very little in the way of sloppy drunken sex-leaving us top ush papers for ourselves. (Rustle … rustle. ) Sooooo, let’s Read More

Freshen Up, Ladies! A Dozen Vows for 2003

New Year’s resolutions are a raging, screaming yawn-unless, of course, you break away from tradition and create them for other people. Why not? Prescribing rigorous personal improvements for others is inarguably more amusing and refreshing than tedious introspection. And it makes more sense: Your insights about other people are far more penetrating than your biased, Read More

Golf’s Dr. Bob Tees Up Bogeymen as Tiger Soars

Last Sunday, on the fifth hole of the final round of the Memorial Tournament, Tiger Woods hit a shot that everyone except him knew to be impossible: a 249-yard soaring 2-iron that settled as gently as a sparrow (shortly to metamorphose into an eagle) six feet from a pin tucked behind a pond. It may Read More