
Hey, Middle-Aged Men! Think Twice About That Eye Lift, Lest You Resemble Power Lesbians
Don’t do it! This is a desperate plea to middle-aged men everywhere regarding a certain plastic surgery procedure. Please, I beg you, whatever you do, do not get an eye lift. Why? Because if you do, you will end up looking like an old lesbian. You may even—gasp!—be mistaken for a member of … THE Read More