Despite great sales thanks to Fifty Shades of Grey, Trojan hit a bump yesterday in New York City when police raided its Flatiron hot-dog-vendor-like carts that were handing out free vibrators. Apparently it didn’t have the right NYC permits for handing out vibrators rather than wieners.
But not to fear, citizens of Manhattan! You still have time to pick up your free sex products from a totally sanitary cart this evening!
And in today’s business news, Church & Dwight, the company behind everything from Arm & Hammer to Nair to TROJAN condoms (if you buy all their products at once, you’re in for a fun night), held their Q2 Earnings conference call today. The news is optimistic, thanks to all those moms out there who are still trying to spice up their sex life with Vagina Ball Explosions (in the sex toy market): TROJAN can thank Fifty Shades of Grey for their market growth this quarter!
We wonder what attendees at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas happening now think when they see the Trojan booth, set up next to the bar. What would a condom company being doing at a gadget show? Debuting the iCondom? Revealing some cutting edge touch screen sex technology running Android 3.0? Is it a Read More