By Drew Grant 9/24/12 7:31pm

Big Apple Idolatry

He just got a lot of search results for bikes.

Big Apple Idolatry: LiLo Gets Hospitalized, Kanye Announces Sex Tape with Kardashian Lookalike, and We All Wish Beyonce was Pregnant

- Wow, remember all those celebrities who we thought were pregnant last week but probably weren’t? Add Beyonce to that list, and take off Kanye West’s ex Amber Rose, who is actually pregnant with Wiz Khalifa’s child. She announced it at the Emmys, which is cool.

-Meanwhile, Kanye West has made two sex tapes! One with a lady who looks a lot like his girlfriend, whom he hasn’t impregnated.

- In unrelated news, Kim Kardashian was last seen screaming into a pillow. Read More

By Ted Gushue 1/21/12 3:31pm

Sundance Film Festival

Wiz Khalifa at Bing Bar.

Plucky Search Engines, Elijah Wood and the Art of the Sundance Open Bar

Walking down the main drag in Park City, The Observer remembered one thing: This place is tiny. We’re talking NoLita tiny. Nestled between Park City and Deer Valley Ski Resorts, the diminutive town transforms itself once a year, at the crack of Robert Redford’s whip, into the epicenter of the Sundance Film Festival. It’s 10:30 p.m. on the first night (sort of), and this frigid hamlet is slammed. Read More