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Woman Who Brought You Creed Cashes Out of $8.15 M. Park Avenue Penthouse

Music lovers around the world may never forgive Diana Meltzer for foisting Christian rock band Creed on them, but the ex-model laughed all the way to the bank after signing the multi-platinum band. Now, she’s triumphed again, having just unloaded her late ex-husband’s duplex penthouse at 944 Park Avenue for a cool $8.15 million, according to city records.

We can see that Ms. Meltzer wasn’t just putting on a brave face when she commented on the news that her ex-husband of thirteen years, Alan Meltzer, left $1.5 million to his doorman and chauffeur. “I’m doing fine. I could care less!” she told the New York Post. “If he wants to give it to the bums, he can give it to the bums,” she continued, with all the poise of a trashed teenager at a Drowning Pool show, a metal band she signed when she was an A&R exec at Wind-up Records, her ex’s label. “He could fuck a nun. I couldn’t give a shit. He can give his money to whoever he wants. We’re divorced. The man is dead.” Read More