They Like Their Pork out in Western New York

The mail is starting to roll in, responding to our story on Upstate New York gorging on “security pork.” Assistant Fire Chief Barney Lee, of the City of Salamanca, is displeased:

“Just remember where the pork is when the big one lands on your ass in NYC and we have to come and Decon[taminate] your sorry ass.”

They Like Their Pork out in Western New York