Welcome Back, Christopher X. Brodeur

Everyone’s favorite alternative Mayoral candidate is back.

“Every single person I’ve met, conservative or liberal, said I’m the best candidate that they’ve ever seen.” the 2001 Green Party insurgent said in a lengthy voicemail message. “100% of the voters love all of my ideas,” which include making the subways free.

Ferrer, meanwhile, “has the intelligence of a tomato.” Miller is “useless.” Anthony Weiner and Charles Barron, though, he kind of likes.

More from Mr. Brodeur, he tells us, “once the website is finished.”

Welcome Back, Christopher X. Brodeur