Giff Miller: The Quarter King

Attention drivers: Giff wants to put a jingle in your pocket and a song in your heart. Today, he trumpeted the end of what some critics have dubbed “pay-to-pray”: metered parking on Sunday.

“Our legislation offers New Yorkers a break and a chance at a free parking space on Sunday,” he said. Of course, by “free” he meant “complimentary.” Not “empty,” which would be way too much to hope for.

In other news, Holy Cross Church on 42nd Street is gearing up for its “Conversation with Gifford Miller” on Sunday, August 21st. No doubt, they shall bless the Speaker, who has sanctified parking. Giff Miller: The Quarter King