As always, the occasional reports of election day skullduggery are flowing in, though we’re not talking about Florida here.

Here are a few favorites:

“While working for another candidate, I witnessed a Dan Garodnick poll worker steal the backpack of a Jack Lester poll worker in the Stanley Isaacs housing complex.”

“Apparently a bunch of Crocker Snyder diehards(no pun intended) camped out in front of Morgy’s house in the East 80’s this morning to harass the poor fellow as he left the house for the day…classy.”

“Adriano Espaillat people are being physically removed by the police [from P.S. 128 on 169th and Audubon] for bullying voters and other campaign staffers.”