Attention Ray Kelly: There is a horde of bicyclists in hooded sweatshirts, circling around Union Square. One even has a megaphone! No, it’s not Critical Mass, but instead a VH1 promotion for I Love The 80’s. (Get down there now for your 3-D goggles).
The Real Estate is accustomed to seeing a heavy police presence when the anarchist bike crowd congregates in the park. So we’re left to conclude that if Critical Mass can somehow enlist funnyman Michael Ian Black into the anti-car struggle, the man might leave them alone.