Dancing Stick Figures for Bloomberg

You’d think that the moneyed moguls running Democrats for Bloomberg could nail down their own domain name, or at least get this guy a better designer.

Andrew Perretti, a loan officer based in the Bronx, registered DemocratsForBloomberg.com back in January. He currently uses the site to boost Bloomberg’s re-election campaign…while hawking his own services and shilling for worthy third parties like Godiva Limousine and Youth Yachting (“Would you let your child sail into the eye of hurricane Frances?” reads the latter’s slogan).

“You certainly can’t gaze into a smooth rock and predict the future,” Mr. Perretti warns undecided voters. “Nor can you predict what an unproven candidate will do if elected to office.” Dancing Stick Figures for Bloomberg