Tantaros in Training

So The Politicker doesn’t want to harp too much on undergraduate indiscretions, but it does seem that Jeanine Pirro‘s new spokeswoman, Andrea Tantaros, turns out to have been in training for the battle against the evil forces of Clinton for quite a while.

Tantaros has worked for House leadership and done an upstate congressional race, but it was back Lehigh University in 2000, that Tantaros — then the student paper’s conservative columnist — exposed New York’s junior Senator as a “power-hungry monster.” Here’s the parody-defying column, which dwells on the who-killed-Vince-Foster line, and more.

Some favorite excerpts:

….Yup, I guess Mrs. Clinton realizes that her time as first lady is coming to a close and this power-hungry monster feels she and her husband didn`t do enough damage to our country as a whole, so she needs to ruin New York.

Besides the fact that she isn’t even from New York and has never even lived or been educated there, Mrs. Clinton is a power-hungry congenital liar….

‘Hill’ has been involved in multiple scandals (probably) more than all of the first ladies combined) and has lied probably about as many times as her husband has dropped his pants….

Oh, we can’t forget the most famous, Whitewater. This was the Clinton’s real-estate scam in Arkansas that ended up costing us taxpayers $69 million and White House Deputy Vincent Foster’s life. (He was found dead in a nearby park in the heat of the scandal.)

But really, read the whole thing. It’s a classic of a lost genre.

UPDATE: Tarantos emails: “Man I was angry. Either the Wawa was out of smokes or I had been woken up before noon when I wrote that.” Anyway: “I make a better press secretary than I did journalist, that’s for sure.”

Tantaros in Training