Who’s winning the battle of the front pages?

It’s Bogus Urgency time! The Daily News, cribbing the “FIEND” usage from yesterday’s Post, calls for somebody–the cops? you? Curtis Sliwa?–to NAIL the Halloween sexual-assault perp. Because, you know, without the News weighing in, the authorities might slack off on this one. Meanwhile the Post tries to start a panic over the fact that the Transportation Safety Administration might possibly consider thinking about allowing people to carry scissors on airplanes again.

But at least the Post bolsters the imaginary violence with some imaginary sex, via its “iPorn” headline.

Winner: New York Post

Overall standings: Daily News 6, New York Post 5 WOOD WAR XI