“Eyvette delivered several bras to the dressing room and showed me how to put one on properly: You bend at the waist and shake gently before fastening the bra. (If any 11-year-old boys are reading this, please stop now.) The act of bending over and robustly jiggling allows the volume of the breasts to fully fill the cups of the bra before they are fastened in.”
– Confidential to You: Your Bra Does Not Fit, by Alex Kuczynski, The New York Times, January 26, 2006.
“A 20-foot long bra that has been slung over a billboard along the West Side Highway for the past month needs a new home.”
– GIANT BRA IS STRAPPED FOR A HOME, by Holly M. Sanders, The New York Post, January 27, 2006.
—Matt Haber
