From A PRINCE OF A GUY IF THERE’S PUBLICITY, by Cindy Adams, The New York Post, February 9, 2006:
VALENTINE gifts: When your guy/gal/significant other/wife/husband/other person’s wife/husband isn’t around to scratch your back, there’s a back scratcher that extends to 26 feet with a six-finger head for fast itch relief. Call Healthy Living 1-800-800-0100 . . . If you can’t get to Atlantic City, how’s a mini machine to play all casino games including the sound effects of a card shuffle, dealer talk, crowds yelling? Call “Things You Never Knew Existed,” 1-800-843-0762. The Virtual Casino costs $29.95, batteries not included . . . No? So how about a lamp replica of a female leg complete with fishnet stocking that lights up. Call Spilsbury 1-800-772-1760 . . . Or just go get your feet massaged by Dr. Joe Horan.
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