Cheney Victim Has Heart Attack

The “man shot and wounded by Vice President Cheney suffers ‘minor heart attack’ after birdshot becomes lodged in his heart, hospital spokesman says,” reports CNN.

“Minor heart attack” is kind of like “very stable.” Protesting a bit much.

UPDATE: AP headline from earlier today: White House Finds Humor in Hunting Mishap. Ouch.

Cheney Victim Has Heart Attack