Pow! After yesterday’s misguided foray into White House damage control, the Post has figured out which end of the shotgun is which. Dick Cheney pointing a weapon into space is a menacing image, but not as menacing as the Post pointing a superheadline at Andrew Card’s face. And the strip acros the bottom is an ideal teaser: Lotto winner bolts what why? Give the man a quarter and find out, in the New York Post!

Winner: New York Post

Overall standings: Daily News 22, New York Post 22 WOOD WAR XLIV