Callous Hotel Chick Renounces Responsibility, Questions Back-Up Plan

ERICA: Remember our swank hotel? The one that never put us in the system and then miraculously booked 19 of our 20 rooms within half a day to mystery guests? Well, that was a mere preview of what was to come. Here’s this evening’s conversation with the hotel chick who books group sales:

hotel chick: So I just heard that the hotel is going to be closing on August 15th for a complete renovation.

me: dead silence

hotel chick: So, unfortunately, none of your guests will be able to stay here.

me: continued dead silence

hotel chick: Do you have any other hotels booked…or a back up plan?

me: uh…no.

Just Freakin’ Fabulous.

I’m waiting for Alan Funt from Candid Camera to come out of my coat closet and yell: SURPRISE! You’re on candid camera!

Screw The Lodge and your crummy renovation. Time for Mama to call The Marriott!

Callous Hotel Chick Renounces Responsibility, Questions Back-Up Plan