ERICA: Remember our swank hotel? The one that never put us in the system and then miraculously booked 19 of our 20 rooms within half a day to mystery guests? Well, that was a mere preview of what was to come. Here’s this evening’s conversation with the hotel chick who books group sales:
hotel chick: So I just heard that the hotel is going to be closing on August 15th for a complete renovation.
me: dead silence
hotel chick: So, unfortunately, none of your guests will be able to stay here.
me: continued dead silence
hotel chick: Do you have any other hotels booked…or a back up plan?
Just Freakin’ Fabulous.
I’m waiting for Alan Funt from Candid Camera to come out of my coat closet and yell: SURPRISE! You’re on candid camera!