Dear Britney Spears,
You Rock! Seriously, for one glorious hour last night I felt like the most pulled together, fashion savvy, well spoken hottie on the planet.
I’m sorry you’ve become so trashtacular, but man did you make me feel better about the fact that my summer highlights are a smidge too blonde, that I can’t yet fit into my “hot” jeans and that the other day I actually used “were” instead of “we’re” in a sentence.
[finger quote] Rock on [end finger quote] country girl.
Kisses to K-Fed and the Manny,