Suozzi Attacks — In Song

After the Empire Zonenoted that Spitzer’s commercial focused on the Canadian side of Niagra Falls, team Suozzi comes up with

After the Empire Zonenoted that Spitzer’s commercial focused on the Canadian side of Niagra Falls, team Suozzi comes up with this sarcastic anthem:

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O Candidate,
You should know your native land.

And the people’s problems, try to understand.

With flagging hearts our taxes rise,
From lowly Albany.

From far and wide,
O Candidate, your tax plan’s not for me.

God keep our state glorious and free.
O Candidate, your tax plan’s not for me.
O Candidate, your tax plan’s not for me.

It’s hard to see how taking Spitzer to task for mistaking one slope of tumbling white water for another, especially when both are commonly called Niagra Falls, is going to make up about 50 percentage points in the polls. But points for creativity.

– Jason Horowitz

Suozzi Attacks — In Song