Vegetable Lovers for Tasini

Jonathan Tasini is clearly enjoying himself today after collecting the necessary number of petitions to appear on the primary ballot against Hillary Clinton.

He told us that he collected “north of 30,000, easy,” and that he “would have gotten a lot more petitions signed if it weren’t for the damned rain.”

He said the petitions keep flowing in via Federal Express and personal visits to his headquarters, and that most of those who signed were “so furious about the war.”

And where are the people angriest?

“Union Square was a gold mine,” he said. “The green market in particular.”

– Jason Horowitz Vegetable Lovers for Tasini